Well, it is what it is, and nothing else.

I drank this stuff from the bottle (which tells its own story) and I would advise you to do the same. Pouring into a glass would only disappoint.

This is not the most offensive macro on the face of the earth, but it is simply utterly bland, virtually tasteless and hardly what one would call beer in terms of taste, mouthfeel and experience.

It’s difficult to give this any defining adjectives or characteristics. It’s a malted beverage certainly, but outside of that it’s just wet.

To be fair it doesn’t pretend to be much else, and as long as you’re expecting nothing you won’t be disappointed.