Fairly nasty, but frankly what do you expect?

Largely devoid of any aroma, significant taste or body, I suppose the brewer has succeeded in their goals.

Completely transparent, on the verge of colorless, certainly tasteless since the “beer” has been taken out of this brew.

Lawnmower potential fairly high, but lacks lacohol as well as taste so perhaps not.

Don’t know what else to say, other than quite how this and, say for example, Celebrator Dopplebok are both called beer remains a mystery to me.