Typical, crystal clear light golden pour that could be any one of 10,000 beers, but still doesn’t look horrible. Low carbonation leads to a quickly disappearing head and no lacing – again, utterly typical.

Aroma is the adjunct, sweet grain and the taste follows directly behind. A little more alcohol in the nose than usual for the style and the taste has an alarming sweetness at first but does smooth out a little.

Well, what were you expecting? Fairly nasty stuff, but it doesn’t pretend to be much else. It is what it is, a low quality macro lager.