This is pretty much as pale as it gets. Hydrated urine look, fizzy head that disappears immediately and a little lacing.
Massive corn and alcohol aroma.
Mouthfeel? Well, it’s carbonated water isn’t it?
Warming alcohol is the overpowering “taste”, burns slightly at the back of the mouth and on the way down. I suppose there is some taste of “macro beer” too.
To be honest, this kind of junk is increasingly difficult to swallow (literally and metaphorically). Perhaps that’s a sign of age!
It’s very, very cheap (but nevertheless still expensive for what you are getting), and I suppose it will serve to alter your state of mind if you drink enough of it, but on any level form experienced BA to 14 year old newbie, this is pretty nasty stuff.